God’s most perfect creation, the gummy bear, has been defiled by heathens. Please regard the following:

I love gummy bears, but this looks unappetizing. Like when you have a flavor of chips you really love, then you eat half a bag and your tounge starts hurting. And  it’s not like you can save a gummy bear for later. The surface of the thing will get thick and slimy from you gnawing on it and I shudder to think what refridgeration will do.