Category archives: digressions

I’m thinking of writing to The Explainer.

You know, Slate’s column that - rather appropriately - explains things that might not make sense at first blush.
Why is it that whenever the police catch a panty thief do they generally offer to return the undergarments to the probable owners?
I know womens’ undergarments are expensive, but would a victim of this troubling crime really […]

Guardian satellite spots hijacked oil tanker … wait The Guardian has a satellite?

OK. They just leased it for this, but still – how awesome is it that they can commission satellite photos?

Summary: Here it is, lolz!

That little speck on the right in all the darkness? Yeah, that’s a 1,090 ft. oil tanker. Bigger picture in the article.

Search Engine Sunday: The Searchening

Fail neologism: Slate did it as well as I can.
Epic manoeuver: DId you mean epic maneuver?
Violet Beauregarde suit: Really? Really? Somehow Google proc’d on that image I linked and has The Shocking Image at #2 on the Image Search result for this term. I’m sorry, internet.
Brian is a douchebag: Sorry chap. If it’s on the […]

Distinctions I hadn’t really made until today: IDPs vs refugees

It makes sense in hindsight, but after reading Lisa’s post about the NYT using the term newspaper refugee to describe an ex-journo*, I was going to make a smart-ass remark about what a newspaper internally displaced person would be like versus a newspaper refugee. 
So, I went to the internets’ premiere tube of information: The Wikipedias. They’re […]

Blogfight: Saturday Social

I ACCEPT YOU(sic.) CHALLENGE, KACI!
Right now it’s cloudy in the mid ’50s. With dusk approaching, the day’s slight bluish cast is being moderated by stronger light from the sun. Sure, the shadows lengthen out a bit, but anything colorful really pops.
I dare say that if I were a photographer, I’d be out taking pictures of […]

Philogelos did it!

That’s a veiled reference to South Park’s “Simpsons Did It” refrain. (Disclosure: I’ve never actually seen that episode).
There’s a new translation of 4th century humor and it truly does bring the lolz.  The AFP’s article sums it up best:
[S]ex, nagging wives and passing wind have formed the basis of humour for centuries.

BAHAHAHA! (Post contains 25% onomatopoeia)

It’s just …

NAHAGAGHA! THEY SAID “WIENER POOPIE!”

BAHAHAHAHA!

Now that the election’s over, is TV screwed?

As far as I can tell, TV has been lagging behind newspapers in the ad revenue downfall carnage sudden realization that advertising isn’t reaching people too well. But, with the apparent declining role of the media as a gatekeeper and Belo Corp’s. earnings down 6%, despite the Olympics and elections, I wonder if we’re going […]

It’s 8 p.m. and fireworks pop over Northwest

I realize every day that I’m nowhere near the mythical Real America. I’ve been working a block away from a (burgeoning) Vespa dealership, my friends are mostly gun-owning liberals and, if there wasn’t free pizza today, I’d have probably popped round the food co-op for a baked tofu on wheat.
But perhaps America has moved a […]

One of history’s great awkward moments explained

This guy on the left. Your podium-mates are making cultural history and it looks like you’re just standing there confused.
It turns out that he was part of the same organization. See that button on his chest? It’s for the Olympic Project for Human Rights, which the other two guys were raising a defiant fist in […]