Category archives: The Fear

Abomanations against nature: Giant gummy bear (on a stick)

God’s most perfect creation, the gummy bear, has been defiled by heathens. Please regard the following:
 
I love gummy bears, but this looks unappetizing. Like when you have a flavor of chips you really love, then you eat half a bag and your tounge starts hurting. And  it’s not like you can save a gummy bear […]

I will watch your clothes. Forever.

Are your clothing hangars somewhat drab? Salvation is at hand.

I Iove the internet.

A moment of brevity

If you got memories of something terrible when you saw this, it’s time to leave the internet.

I lose! Good day, sirs!

I was looking for a picture of Willy Wonka today. I forget why now, because I found something almost Lovecraftian in its ability to cause mesmerizing terror. Hell. I’ve even added a new category, since I like the idea of seeking out new things that cause fear.
In short, what happened is that I broke […]