December 14, 2008 – 2:13 pm
HOLY CRAP IT SNOWED! W00000000007!!!11!!11!
Oh wait … snow in Vancouver is invariably lame.
November 20, 2008 – 12:20 pm
Now with British spelling. Cheerio.
It’s better than Geordi LaForge.
November 13, 2008 – 12:20 am
I swear that the annoyingly frequent commercial for the Wall-E DVD seems to be playing Aquarela Do Brasil, perhaps better known as that one song from Brazil. Either that or they just wanted a catchy samba song. Still, neat cooincidence.
November 6, 2008 – 1:04 pm
Besides that fact that I unabashedly write short posts?
I still think the strikeout something for comedic effect serious emphasis technique is riotously clever. In reality, it hasn’t been relevant or not annoying since 2005.
November 2, 2008 – 10:26 pm
I know. I know. I missed a day, but I think I’ll try a post-a-day for a month as well. Hell, considering all the weird stuff I get up to online, I could probably go for two. Mostly because I haven’t been posting too much recently and I hope this will guilt some of you […]
September 16, 2008 – 8:37 pm
I’m trying like hell to find an appropriate screen grab or YouTube video or something.
But, in lieu of that, I just saw a commercial for Sharp (one of those giant faceless conglomerates with a consumer electronics iceberg tip) where they said something about how awesome they are. But there’s a brief moment where a TV […]
I just loved the title of this blog entry about the latest comic absurdity in this year’s election:
The world is fat
The WSJ asks whether Obama is too fit to be president:
If you don’t get the joke, you really need to bone up on your brief histories of the 21st Century.
No. Nobody got shot, but I did learn a valuable lesson: Brass ejected from the gun is hot, do not get it trapped between your glasses and your face.
It went a bit like this. We had gathered at the pistol range to shoot bowling pins. Pins are awesome because they provide great feedback, are durable […]
The phrase “hold onto something” should never be uttered in a film ever again.
Sure, I know there’s an something trailer-worthy happening, but come on – even in such duress, anything you hold onto will technically be “something.”
Holy bajeesus! Look at this guy’s mustache.
I bought an unlocked phone (off Amazon, wtf?!) and I am psyched […]
So I redid my website today. Check it out and let me know what you think? Is wenge a better wood for a header than bamboo? (I couldn’t find any really good birch) Do you really hate that font? Want to know how I did that fade thing?
It might break, so let me know if […]
