That is all.
- needs some liquor. Right freaking now.
- loves working with millionbillion pixel TIFFs on his freaking laptop.
- is Totally seeing "Lakeview Terrace" for a non-stop Shepherd Book sassfest.
- has quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube.
- has no water at his house. Whee!
- is pretty sure the cats doing jury selection are just fucking with him.
- wonders how he can kill time today. Digg? Making a flipbook?
- : takes it back. He'd much rather have something with a tasteless Pripyat joke.
- is resisting the urge to order a pedobear t-shirt. No matter how shocking and adorable it might be.
- shares uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAA
- says "Resist the urge to kill. It's hard to hide bodies out there."
- : just doesn't like everything I.M. Pei has done.
- has coined "mainful." Something so painful, it takes on a level of manly.
- wonders if Firefox jinxed him because he spent a good part of Sunday talking down Safari.
- says "HAVE NOT HAVE SMOKE?" "HAVE!" (Thank you, ChinesePod/dead-ass Mondays)
- shares www.englishfailblog.com/2008/08/16/motel-6-fail/
- is totally OK with reinventing the wheel.
- thinks it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake / if the way is haaazy. Gotta do the cookin' by the book / you know you can't be lazy.
- : doesn't mind using his own computer for work, but wishes he didn't have to mess with settings quite so much.
- wants a truckboattruck
- : realizes that the little tab that keeps it in place has broken off.
- has a network cable. Whoo! Minor victory.
Hey there, this is my interblogwebnet.
I hate and fear the internet, but spend a lot of time on it anyway.
When I'm not busy breaking things, I enjoy ribaldry and claiming to be Batman.
